Sassy Epsom Salt Gift Set – Funny Self Care

💖 Sassy Epsom Salt Gift Set – 4 Bath Soaks

Soak Away That Shitty Day • Please Stop Talking • Beautiful Day to Leave Me Alone • Fuck Off I’m Taking a Bath

Because self-care should be bold, funny, and unapologetic 💅

Turn your bath into a full-on mood reset. This sassy gift set features 4 luxurious Epsom salt soaks designed to relax your body, calm your mind, and add a little attitude to your self-care routine.

🌿 What’s Inside:

🍇 Soak Away That Shitty Day

Blackberry + Vanilla
Melt away stress with calming, cozy aromatherapy—perfect for those “today was a lot” days.

🌞 Please Stop Talking

Sun-Kissed Raspberries
Sweet, bright, and made for when you just need silence… but make it smell amazing.

🍑 Beautiful Day to Leave Me Alone

Peach Bellini
A sparkling, juicy scent that says “me time” loud and clear.

⚡ Fuck Off I’m Taking a Bath

Sea Salt & Rosemary
Bold, refreshing, and unapologetic—this soak delivers tropical vibes with a calming herbal twist.

✨ Why You’ll Love It:

✔ Muscle-soothing Epsom salts for tired, sore bodies
✔ Aromatherapy blends to relax + reset your mood
✔ Phthalate-Free & Paraben-Free
✔ Perfect for gifting (birthdays, besties, spa days, or just because 🎁)
✔ Adds humor, sass, and personality to your routine

🛁 How to Use:

Pour your favorite beverage (optional 😉) and lock the bathroom door.

Add a generous handful of salts under warm running water, step in, breathe deep, and soak for 15–20 minutes.

Let the scents, salts, and sass do their thing ✨

📦 Product Details:

• Net Weight: 300 g / 10.6 oz each

• Set of 4

• Phthalate-Free & Paraben-Free

• Perfect for self-care or gift-giving 🎁

⚠️ Warning: May result in improved mood, zero tolerance for nonsense, and extended “do not disturb” time 😉