Men Are Morons Funny Epsom Salt Bath Soak – Blood Orange & Goji Scent

🛁🍊 Men Are Morons Epsom Salt Bath Soak

Blood Orange & Goji | Relax. Reset. Let It Go.

Life can be frustrating… sometimes you just need to say it and soak it away 💅

The Men Are Morons Epsom Salt Bath Soak blends magnesium-rich Epsom salts with a bright, uplifting blood orange & goji scent to help ease tension, relax sore muscles, and boost your mood—no explanation required.

Because your peace comes first 😌

✨ Why You’ll Love It:

✔ Magnesium-rich Epsom salts to soothe muscles and relieve tension 💪
✔ Blood orange & goji scent – bright, fruity, and mood-boosting 🍊
✔ Perfect for stress relief + unwinding
✔ Funny, sassy self-care gift 🎁
✔ Phthalate-Free & Paraben-Free
✔ Turns your bath into a feel-good escape 🛁

🛁 How to Use:

Run a warm bath and sprinkle a generous handful of salts under running water.

Step in, breathe deeply, and soak for 15–20 minutes while the stress melts away ✨

🌿 Scent:

Blood Orange & Goji – vibrant, citrusy, and uplifting 🍊

📦 Product Details:

• Weight: 300 g / 10.6 oz

• Scent: Blood Orange & Goji

• Made in Canada 🇨🇦

• Small batch + handcrafted

🎁 Perfect For:

✔ Funny self-care gifts 🎁
✔ Spa nights + relaxation
✔ Stress relief + pampering
✔ Girls’ nights or breakup gifts 💅
✔ Anyone needing a mood boost

⚠️ Warning: May result in better moods, less stress, and zero tolerance for nonsense 😉