F off I’m taking a Bath Epsom Salt Soak – Sea Salt & Rosemary, Self-Care Gift

🛁💥 Fuck Off I’m Taking A Bath Epsom Salt Soak

Sea Salt & Rosemary | Relax. Unwind. Do Not Disturb.

Boundaries look like this 😌

The Fuck Off I’m Taking A Bath Epsom Salt Soak is your unapologetic permission slip to check out, lock the door, and take your peace back. Made with magnesium-rich Epsom salts and a refreshing sea salt & rosemary scent, this soak melts tension and resets your entire mood.

✨ Scent Vibes:

🌊 Sea Salt – clean + refreshing
🌿 Rosemary – calming + clarifying

A crisp, spa-like scent that feels like a deep breath for your entire body ✨

💧 Why You’ll Love It:

✔ Magnesium-rich Epsom salts soothe sore muscles 💪
✔ Helps reduce stress and melt tension 😌
✔ Fresh, calming aromatherapy for a full reset
✔ Perfect for solo self-care and “do not disturb” moments
✔ Phthalate-Free & Paraben-Free

🛁 How to Use:

Run a warm bath and sprinkle a generous handful under running water.

Soak for 15–20 minutes, breathe deeply, and enjoy your uninterrupted peace ✨

💡 Bonus: Lock the door. Ignore everyone.

📦 Product Details:

• Net Weight: 300 g / 10.6 oz

• Scent: Sea Salt & Rosemary

• Made in Canada 🇨🇦

• Small batch + handcrafted

🎁 Perfect For:

✔ Self-care nights 🛁
✔ Stress relief + relaxation
✔ Funny bath gifts 🎁
✔ Overstimulated humans 😅
✔ Anyone reclaiming their peace

⚠️ Warning: May cause extreme relaxation, better boundaries, and zero tolerance for interruptions 😌✨

💡 Peace, quiet, and a bath—non-negotiable.