Calm Your Tits Bath Bomb/Shower Steamer – Lavender, Bergamot & Rosemary, Funny Self-Care Gift for Women

🛁💜 Calm Your Tits Bath Bomb & Shower Steamer

Lavender, Bergamot & Rosemary | Relax. Reset. Breathe.

Life’s chaotic… this is your reminder to chill 😌

The Calm Your Tits Bath Bomb & Shower Steamer blends soothing lavender, uplifting bergamot, and grounding rosemary to help you relax your body, calm your mind, and fully reset your vibe.

Because sometimes self-care needs a little attitude.

✨ Scent Vibes:

💜 Lavender – calming + soothing
🍊 Bergamot – uplifting + mood-boosting
🌿 Rosemary – grounding + clarifying

A balanced, spa-like aroma that melts stress and clears your mind ✨

💧 Why You’ll Love It:

✔ Helps relax muscles and relieve tension 💪
✔ Calms the mind and reduces stress 😌
✔ Perfect for bath or shower aromatherapy 🚿
✔ Funny, relatable self-care with sass
✔ Phthalate-Free & Paraben-Free

🛁 How to Use:

Shower Steamer:
Place on the shower floor away from direct water flow. Let the steam activate and release aromatherapy.

Bath Bomb:
Drop into warm bath water and soak for 15–20 minutes while it fizzes and relaxes your body.

🌿 Ingredients:

Baking Soda, Citric Acid, Cocoa Butter, Epsom Salt, Kaolin Clay, Corn Starch, Colloidal Oatmeal, Coconut Milk Powder, SLSA Powder, Polysorbate 80, Essential Oils (Lavender, Bergamot, Rosemary)

📦 Product Details:

• Weight: 4.5 oz / 127.57 g

• Scent: Lavender, Bergamot & Rosemary

• Made in Canada 🇨🇦

• Small batch + handcrafted

🎁 Perfect For:

✔ Stress relief + relaxation 💜
✔ Self-care nights 🛁
✔ Funny bath gifts 🎁
✔ Best friend gifts 💕
✔ Spa days at home

⚠️ Warning: May cause immediate calm, better moods, and significantly less tolerance for nonsense 😌✨

💡 Take a breath. Soak it out. You’ve got this.