Please Stop Talking Epsom Salt Bath Soak – Funny Self-Care Gift

🛁🍓 Please Stop Talking Epsom Salt Bath Soak

Fresh Raspberry | Peace. Quiet. Finally.

Need a break from the chaos… or just people? 😌

The Please Stop Talking Epsom Salt Bath Soak combines magnesium-rich Epsom salts with a bright, fruity raspberry scent to help relax sore muscles, melt away stress, and give you the uninterrupted silence you deserve.

Because sometimes self-care = no conversation 💅

✨ Why You’ll Love It:

✔ Magnesium-rich Epsom salts to ease tension and sore muscles 💪
✔ Fresh raspberry scent for a sweet, uplifting mood boost 🍓
✔ Perfect for stress relief + quiet “me-time”
✔ Funny, relatable self-care gift 🎁
✔ Phthalate-Free & Paraben-Free
✔ Turns your bath into a peaceful escape 🛁

🛁 How to Use:

Run a warm bath and sprinkle a generous handful of salts under running water.

Step in, breathe deeply, and soak for 15–20 minutes while the stress melts away ✨

🌿 Scent:

Fresh Raspberry – sweet, bright, and mood-lifting 🍓

📦 Product Details:

• Weight: 300 g / 10.6 oz

• Scent: Fresh Raspberry

• Made in Canada 🇨🇦

• Small batch + handcrafted

🎁 Perfect For:

✔ Funny self-care gifts 🎁
✔ Spa nights + relaxation
✔ Stress relief + pampering
✔ “Do not disturb” moments 😌
✔ Anyone who needs a break from the noise

⚠️ Warning: May result in silence, better moods, and ignoring texts just a little longer 😉