Not Today Lavender Martini Whipped Body Butter – Funny Self Care Spa Gift

💜✨ Not Today – Whipped Body Butter

Lavender Martini | Deep Moisture | Zero Drama

Because some days call for boundaries, blankets… and body butter 💅

Not Today is your skin’s ultimate reset—whipped to perfection with a rich blend of shea, cocoa, and mango butters to deliver deep, long-lasting hydration without the greasy feel.

Infused with calming lavender and a splash of martini-inspired freshness, it’s your go-to for unwinding, recharging, and politely telling the world: not today.

✨ Why You’ll Love It:

✔ Ultra-hydrating triple butter blend 💧
✔ Lightweight, non-greasy finish
✔ Lavender martini scent – calming with a fresh twist 🍸
✔ Vegan + cruelty-free
✔ Made for soft skin and calm vibes only

💫 The Vibe:

Soft skin. Clear boundaries.
Zero drama allowed ✨

🛁 How to Use:

Apply generously after a bath or shower and let the creamy goodness melt into your skin.

🌿 Ingredients:

Mango Butter, Shea Butter, Cocoa Butter, Jojoba Oil, Avocado Oil, Vitamin E Oil, Corn Starch, Mica, Fragrance

📦 Product Details:

• Whipped, ultra-creamy texture

• Small batch + handcrafted

• Designed for deep hydration + daily self-care

🎁 Perfect For:

✔ Self-care routines 🛁
✔ Stress relief + relaxation
✔ Lavender lovers 💜
✔ Sassy, relatable gifts 🎁
✔ “Do not disturb” days

⚠️ Warning: May cause negative energy to nope right out and boundaries to get stronger ✨

For external use only. Avoid contact with eyes.