Less Murdery Epsom Salt Soak – Funny Self-Care Bath Gift - Blueberry Bliss Scented

🛁💙 Bath Time Makes Me Feel Less Murdery Epsom Salt Soak

Blueberry Bliss | Relax. Reset. Stay Sane.

Because some days… people are a lot 😌

The Bath Time Makes Me Feel Less Murdery Epsom Salt Soak is your go-to sanity saver. Made with magnesium-rich Epsom salts and a sweet, uplifting Blueberry Bliss scent, this soak helps melt tension, relax your body, and bring your mood back from the edge.

✨ Scent Vibes:

🫐 Blueberry Bliss – sweet, juicy, and mood-lifting

A playful, fruity scent that turns your bath into a feel-good escape ✨

💧 Why You’ll Love It:

✔ Magnesium-rich Epsom salts soothe sore muscles 💪
✔ Helps reduce stress and tension 😌
✔ Uplifting aromatherapy to boost your mood
✔ Funny, relatable self-care with attitude 💅
✔ Phthalate-Free & Paraben-Free

🛁 How to Use:

Run a warm bath and sprinkle a generous handful under running water.

Soak for 15–20 minutes, breathe deeply, and let the chaos melt away ✨

💡 Optional but recommended: Ignore everyone.

📦 Product Details:

• Net Weight: 300 g / 10.6 oz

• Scent: Blueberry Bliss

• Made in Canada 🇨🇦

• Small batch + handcrafted

🎁 Perfect For:

✔ Funny self-care gifts 🎁
✔ Stress relief + relaxation
✔ Spa nights 🛁
✔ Overstimulated humans 😅
✔ Best friend gifts 💕

⚠️ Warning: May cause improved mood, reduced rage, and a sudden need for more bath time 😌✨

💡 Cheaper than bail. Way more relaxing.