Less Murdery Epsom Salt Soak and Bath Bomb/Shower Steamer Gift Set
💜🛁 Less Murdery Gift Set
Relax. Reset. Re-enter society like a normal person 😌
Because some days… you just need to calm down before you commit a felony 💅
The Less Murdery Gift Set is your go-to stress relief bundle—designed to relax your body, reset your mood, and bring your energy back down to “functioning human.”
It’s funny. It’s relatable. And it actually works.
💖 What’s Included:
🧂 Epsom Salt Soak
Magnesium-rich bath soak to ease sore muscles, release tension, and help you fully unwind.
💚 Positive Vibes – Bath Bomb / Shower Steamer
Peppermint | Uplifting + Refreshing
Clears mental fog, boosts your mood, and gives you that “okay, I’m fine now” feeling.
💜 Calm Your Tits – Bath Bomb / Shower Steamer
Lavender, Bergamot & Rosemary | Calming + Grounding
Helps slow your nervous system, ease stress, and bring the chaos down a notch.
✨ Why You’ll Love It:
✔ Stress-melting, mood-boosting self-care essentials
✔ Magnesium-rich soak for muscle relaxation 💪
✔ Aromatherapy blends to calm + reset your mind 🌿
✔ Perfect mix of humor + real relief
✔ Phthalate-Free & Paraben-Free
✔ Made for those “don’t talk to me” days 😌
🛁 How to Use:
Epsom Salt:
Add a generous handful to warm bath water and soak for 20+ minutes.
Bath Bomb:
Drop into bath and let it fizz your stress away.
Shower Steamer:
Place on the shower floor away from direct water stream and let the steam activate.
🌿 Ingredients:
Bath Bombs / Shower Steamers:
Baking Soda, Citric Acid, Epsom Salt, Cocoa Butter, Kaolin Clay, Corn Starch, Colloidal Oatmeal, Coconut Milk Powder, SLSA Powder, Polysorbate 80, Fragrance and/or Essential Oils
Epsom Salt Soak:
Magnesium Sulfate (Epsom Salt), Fragrance and/or Essential Oils
✔ Phthalate-Free
✔ Paraben-Free
🎁 Perfect For:
✔ Stressed out women
✔ Funny birthday gifts 🎉
✔ Best friend gifts
✔ Coworker gifts
✔ Divorce gifts
✔ Burnout survival kits
✔ “Just because” self-care
📦 Product Details:
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Small batch + handcrafted
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Gift-ready set 🎁
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Sassy, mood-saving essentials
⚠️ Warning: May result in improved mood, fewer intrusive thoughts, and a strong desire to cancel plans 😉