{"product_id":"perimenopause-survival-bath-salt-kit-funny-menopause-self-care-gift-box","title":"Perimenopause Survival Bath Salt Kit, Funny Menopause Self-Care Gift Box","description":"\u003cp\u003ePerimenopause Survival Kit | Funny Menopause Gift | Self-Care Bath Salt Collection | Epsom Salt Soak Set\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause some days call for grace... and some days call for sarcasm. 💗\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHot flashes. Mood swings. Sleepless nights. Random rage. If you're navigating perimenopause or menopause, you're not alone—and you deserve a little self-care with a side of humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOur Perimenopause Survival Bath Salt Kit includes four of our bestselling sassy Epsom salt soaks, thoughtfully chosen to help you slow down, unwind, and take a well-deserved break. Whether you're treating yourself or sending a thoughtful gift to a friend, this collection is a fun reminder that laughter and self-care go hand in hand.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🌿 What's Included\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e💛 Hello Gorgeous (Piña Colada)\u003cbr\u003eA tropical escape in every soak. Because you deserve to feel beautiful, confident, and celebrated.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e💙 Nope, Not Today (Mango)\u003cbr\u003eFor the days when you're simply done. Unplug, relax, and leave the stress behind.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🧡 Calm Your Tits (Tangerine)\u003cbr\u003eA bright citrus blend that's perfect when life feels a little overwhelming.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e💜 Bath Time Makes Me Feel Less Murdery (Blueberry Bliss)\u003cbr\u003eBecause sometimes the best solution is a warm bath and a little peace and quiet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✨ Why You'll Love It\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFour full-size scented Epsom salt soaks\u003cbr\u003eFunny, uplifting self-care gift\u003cbr\u003ePerfect for perimenopause, menopause, or everyday stress\u003cbr\u003eHandmade in small batches\u003cbr\u003eBeautiful gift for moms, sisters, best friends, coworkers, or yourself\u003cbr\u003eMakes every bath feel like a mini spa escape\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🛁 How to Use\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePour your desired amount of bath salts into warm running water. Soak for 20–30 minutes, relax, breathe deeply, and enjoy a little time just for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🎁 Perfect For\u003cbr\u003ePerimenopause self-care\u003cbr\u003eMenopause gifts\u003cbr\u003eBirthday gifts\u003cbr\u003eMother's Day\u003cbr\u003eEncouragement gifts\u003cbr\u003eBest friend gifts\u003cbr\u003eThinking of you gifts\u003cbr\u003eCare packages\u003cbr\u003eStress relief\u003cbr\u003eSpa lovers\u003cbr\u003e❤️ Handmade with Love\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery Get Spoiled Essential Oils product is handcrafted in small batches using high-quality ingredients and plenty of personality. Our mission is simple: make self-care fun, empowering, and just a little bit sassy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause some days you need grace.\u003cbr\u003eSome days you need sarcasm.\u003cbr\u003eLuckily, this kit has both. 💕\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Get Spoiled","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43576673468483,"sku":null,"price":68.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0682\/8965\/8947\/files\/FullSizeRender_4b1b892d-7441-4fe9-b6c0-5a3048eeabe6.jpg?v=1784758236","url":"https:\/\/getspoiled.shop\/products\/perimenopause-survival-bath-salt-kit-funny-menopause-self-care-gift-box","provider":"Get Spoiled","version":"1.0","type":"link"}