{"product_id":"less-murdery-epsom-salt-soak-funny-self-care-bath-gift-blueberry-bliss-scented","title":"Less Murdery Epsom Salt Soak – Funny Self-Care Bath Gift - Blueberry Bliss Scented","description":"\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"7xc1p1\" data-start=\"90\" data-end=\"152\"\u003e🛁💙 Bath Time Makes Me Feel Less Murdery Epsom Salt Soak\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"153\" data-end=\"199\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"153\" data-end=\"199\"\u003eBlueberry Bliss | Relax. Reset. Stay Sane.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"201\" data-end=\"241\"\u003eBecause some days… people are a lot 😌\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"243\" data-end=\"509\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong data-start=\"247\" data-end=\"303\"\u003eBath Time Makes Me Feel Less Murdery Epsom Salt Soak\u003c\/strong\u003e is your go-to sanity saver. 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